“Well, what about you now? What would you do?” “Besides two chicks at the same time?” “Well, yeah.” I mean damn, it’s the fuckin best. It’s real, it’s fuckin funny, and just an absolute joy to watch. I am forever thankful to never have a cubicle job, but I know if I ever did, I would approach like this. I can only hope other people have done that. I completely forgot though that this was a Mike Judge joint, it makes a whole lot of sense on why it’s so good, funny, and timeless. Big shoutout of course to Geto Boys. Just a phenomenal choice of soundtrack. Michael Bolton is the best. Fuck that printer. “I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.”