““Oh we’re fucked.” Mortal Kombat the game(s) is dumb, violent, and looks fucking cool. You know what this movie did? All three of those things. It’s really that easy. I do gotta say, it’s fucking hilarious that they looked at the original stuff from the last one (that most people didn’t care for) and said ‘fuck alllllll that’ so blatantly. The whole series is a bunch of nonsense with freaks and weirdos that get killed crazy style, but at the same time death means nothing. They just went and made this like that. It really is that easy. Liu Kang v. Kung Lao is hands down the best fight, actually incredible. They did it on one of my favorite stages too, fuck yeah. And Noob Saibot got pushed off a cliff. Very cathartic for me. “Holy shit, is that HD? That's pretty good. How many eyes have you made?””